JON STEWART: What about Thomas Jefferson?
AL: The man cut up his bible, loved the French and had a well-documented case of jungle fever.
JON STEWART: Superman.
AL: Illegal immigrant.
JON STEWART: Optimus Prime.
AL: He accepted the auto industry bailout.
JON STEWART: The Terminator.
AL: A machine that took away good paying American assassin jobs.
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